Thanks for another installment of translation. It's always great to read. They've been traveling for a year already. Poor kids.
I can imagine Shannon's face when he thought this: "... what a pain in the ass."

"I can gouge out your eyes, shatter both your kneecaps, or chop off your sword arm. Go ahead and pick whichever you like."
What a list of choices!

How about "old man" with a long vowel on either "old" or "man" in a mocking way? I don't know...

gah, cliff hanger!